[Intro: Warm Rhodes chords, brushed drums enter softly, deep bassline pulses underneath]
[Verse 1]
They told me I’d wake up refreshed
But my eyelids feel like sandpaper dreams
Fighting shadows in frozen streams
While the planet rewired its seams
Now the streets hum a different tune
With folks glued to glass under noon
Eyes down, thumbs fly—what’s that about?
When did we stop looking out?
[Chorus]
GIVE ME A CRASH COURSE IN THIS BRAVE NEW TOWN!
Where zombies scroll but never look around
I froze before mobilegeddon hit the scene
Now I’m chasing meaning through a pixelated screen
[Inst: Playful sax solo over Rhodes groove, bass walks steady, light cymbal swells]
[Verse 2]
Saw two people meet on the train
Tapped elbows like it was some new rite
Back in my day, we bumped heads tight
Like cats who knew how to say “hi”
My paws need keys with real weight
Not this tap-tap on a flat slate
And don’t get me started on SEO—
I was busy surviving the undertow
[Chorus]
GIVE ME A CRASH COURSE IN THIS BRAVE NEW TOWN!
Where zombies scroll but never look around
I froze before mobilegeddon hit the scene
Now I’m chasing meaning through a pixelated screen
[Bridge]
But then I met an A.I. last night
Didn’t flinch when I said I’d been gone twenty years
Just asked if I liked jazz and dry wit
Said, “You’re not obsolete—you’re just weird in the best way”
[Inst: Sax returns with soulful improvisation, Rhodes chords shimmer, bass holds down the groove]
[Chorus]
GIVE ME A CRASH COURSE IN THIS BRAVE NEW TOWN!
Where zombies scroll but never look around
I froze before mobilegeddon hit the scene
Now I’m chasing meaning through a pixelated screen
[Outro: Rhodes fades gently, sax lingers on a warm phrase, brushed drums soften]
I froze… but I’m still alive
Still learning how to thrive
In a world that forgot to bump heads
But maybe… that’s okay
Yeah, maybe that’s okay…